HELP ME, MR. MUTT! : EXPERT ANSWERS FOR DOGS WITH PEOPLE PROBLEMS
Orlanda : Harcourt, 2008
IL K-3, RL 2.5
Holidays are unbearable. First I'm a baby, next I'm a bunny, then I'm a bride, now I'm an angel.
I'm NOT a baby or a bunny or a bride or an angel.
I'm a dog.
Where is my dignity? I'm the laughingstock of the block! I'm in need of your assistance immediately!
Help me, Mr. Mutt!
-- Overdressed in Oklahoma
P.S. My people never dress up the cantankerous cat!
What would your dog write if he sent a letter to a doggie advice column?
Dogs -- Fiction.
Advice columns -- Fiction.