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This
is a compilation of absurd gag letters written to big companies on one
page with the companies’ response on the other. For example, in one,
Ted Nancy writes to American Seating Company and asks when you are in a
stadium and need to go to or leave your seat, is it proper to pass by the
people sitting down with your rear to them or your crotch? He then
proposes a solution of a single row straight up to the top to save everyone
the embarrassment.
In another he writes to Nordstrom
department store and tells them that a particular mannequin in one of their
stores looks exactly like his deceased neighbor. He asks if he can
buy the mannequin to give to his neighbor's family as a sentimental gesture.
In yet another he writes to
Emerson College saying that he heard they want him as a speaker on a particular
date. He explains his speech is about how he’s been hit by lightning
6 times and as a result for two days thought his name was Mark. He
talks about all of the problems it has caused him like night sweats, a
rash and his inability to be around coffee makers. He asks them to
confirm his speech time on that date.
It’s fun to see how some of
these companies really struggle with how to reply in a professional manner
to his wacky letters. There is speculation that since Jerry Seinfeld
introduces the book, that he is really Ted Nancy, the author. (Davinna
Artibey, Center for International Studies, Denver Public Schools, CO) |